- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

The WNBA

DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

Yeah right loser!

What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

A friend of yours tells you his version of The Aristocrats. You just wasted about 5-20 minutes of your life.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

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