Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

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What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

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What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

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Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

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HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

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Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

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What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

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A zucchini is walking down the street, when he spots a cucumber club on his left hand side. Having nothing else to do he decides to walk in. When he walks into the club all of the cucumbers stop and stare at this strange being in their club. Finally, after having one too many drinks, one cucumber decides that this ridiculousness has gone on long enough and it is up to him to say something, so he goes up to the zucchini and says, "Hey buddy, what's your problem, clearly you are in a cucumber club and you're a zucchini." The zucchini just looks at him, puzzled, and responds " A cucumber club? I thought this was a ucumber club!!!!!"... It's funny because zucchinis are dyslexic.

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???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? I cant make a good joke.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

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dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

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whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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Baseball

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Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

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What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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