Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

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a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

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I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

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What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

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How much is an abortion? A life

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

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c+t+c?

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

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You smell bad? Cool.

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how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

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If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

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Why did OJ SImpson never get convicted of murder? Because after going to court and proving his innocence a jury of twelve people found him not guilty.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue It is Valentines Day So I had to get them for you or we would get into a big fight, which will end up with me on the couch.

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12 22 giraffe hippo 66 otter zebra cat 99 okay, the end

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GUYS! I GOT AN A IN MY PIANO EXAM!!!!!

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What is 10 inches long and didnt get sucked on valentines day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

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Why couldnt Jimmy swing on the swing? because Jimmy's a fish

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-What's brown and rhymes with snoop? -Dr. Dre

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How do you kill a blue elephant? How? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? How? You hold it's nose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a orange elephant? How? You can't, they don't exist. How do you kill a white elephant? How? You tickle it till it turns pink, then you hold it's noose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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