- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

a man walks into a bar it hurt

Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

A baby seal walks into a club...

i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

Women's rights.

Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

Two horses, a man with a tall bun, three lesbians, an African woman and another man wearing a clown suit come up to you in your work outfit and shriek:"Happy Casual Friday!" Okay, so maybe this went too far.

Yo moma is so fat. yep.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

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