If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

LOOP IN ARE FOR TOYUIL!!!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!! MOY SAY UHJIN LAK WAQUI SAMPA!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL IT IS SO FUNNY TO JOKE ABOUT!

Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

Asians

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

like facebook.com/john maon

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

the guy below me is gay

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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