Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

George Bush does not care about black people.

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

Knock knock Who's there My dick

Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

What is green and is a dub dub. A green dub dub.

what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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