A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, the Krusty Krab is a fictional place, and therefore does not exist.

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

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What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

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Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

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Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

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Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

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Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

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World Peace

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

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Q: I am an over-protective father looking for my son who was kidnapped and am suddenly traveling with a mentally retarded woman who cant remember her name. By the way my wife was murdered and my son has physical disorder. Then, im hooked up with a hippy who doesnt care about anything. Who am I? A: Marlin the clownfish (from Finding Nemo).

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

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What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

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What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

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What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

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How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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