Why is Ellen so funny? Because she is a comedian.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

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Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

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How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

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A blind man walks into a bar

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Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

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Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

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you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

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what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

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Why is this an anti-joke? Are you laughing? Exactly.

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What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

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It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

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Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

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Knock Knock Come in, the door's open.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

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You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

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how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

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what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

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Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

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hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

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How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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