Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

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Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

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Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

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If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

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What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

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Women's Rights

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Obama-Care

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The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

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This one time, at band camp we played in a band

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What is good about the holocaust? It is over

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

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Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

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What is worse

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roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

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what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

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what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

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Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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