Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

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A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

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why did the boy have no friends ? Because he lived in a small cottage miles away from any civilization with his overly strict parents who would not let him see the daylight and deprived him of any kind of childhood, he has no social skills and does not know how to interact with other human beings at no fault of his own. he is also dead

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Dave: Hey, Doug! How was your day? Doug: My mother is dead.

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People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

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why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

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Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

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What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

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What'd the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Just Dance 2 the video game

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Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

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Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

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GIRLS that think they can out-drink MEN.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

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obama is a good president

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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how do you kill an African baby ? put it in the microwave for roughly 45 minutes

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What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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