- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

To mamas so fat shes fat

Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

Homework.

Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

potato farming

Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

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