- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

Timmy heard that Red Bull gives you wings. He drank one and waited. No wings. He drank another and waited. No wings. Timmy drank 3 cases of Red Bull trying to get wings. Timmy died. The end.

Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

your moms so fat... she ways like 300 pounds.

What do you call a gay drive by? a fruit rollup

What couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

Knock knock? Who's there? Madeline i am back!! :D

Why cant Michael Jackson take flying lessons? Because he overdosed on pain killers, and is now dead.

What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you.

what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

A sick patient asks a doctor, "will i be able to play my guitar?" The doctor replies, "of course you will be able to". "Good because that is my only form of income", says the patient.

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