A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

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want to go home? yea

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Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

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Barack Obama

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

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Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

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whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

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What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

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What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

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what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

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What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

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what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

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Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

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A man went into a bakers to buy a loaf of bread. The baker said 'What can i do for you sir?' The man said 'Id like a loaf of blue bread please.' Baker replied 'Sorry sir we only sell brown or white here.' 'Thats ok.' said the man, 'I have my bike outside.' [This joke was made up by myself and my school friends in 1975 age 15. We all told it for years - i still do - and cried with laughter whenever we heard it. We called them non jokes :-) ]

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why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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well the duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand "quack" then went on its way

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what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

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Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

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Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

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9/11/2001

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