your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

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What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

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Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

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What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

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chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

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What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

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Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

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Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

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One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

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AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

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friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

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666

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Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

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what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

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Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

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A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

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When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

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