Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

why did the boy have no friends ? Because he lived in a small cottage miles away from any civilization with his overly strict parents who would not let him see the daylight and deprived him of any kind of childhood, he has no social skills and does not know how to interact with other human beings at no fault of his own. he is also dead

whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

SC Johnson a Family Company

women leaving the kitchen

Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

Women's rights.

what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

Rebecca Black

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