When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

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Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

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You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

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Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

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Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

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A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

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Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

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How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

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A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

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Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

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-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

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Roses are red Violets are penis

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'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

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yo momma is so tall shes tall

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Your mom goes to college

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Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

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who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

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what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

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