Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

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I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

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Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

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Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

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Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

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Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

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What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

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why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

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timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

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What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

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how do you kill jesus? with a knife

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When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

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A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

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What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

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What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

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Obama enters a KKK meeting Obama: Oh sorry I thought this was the Kentucky Fried Chicken... the font was so small so... as he starts backing off scared... KKK: leader, of course Mr.President, feel free to come again anytime! Moral: Kings Knocking Ketchup is actually a nice place if you not unlike me enjoy ketchup...

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What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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