Jacob Edwards has friends.

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What is a bear's favorite televison show? It doesnt have one because it is a bear which makes watching television an illogical fallacy.

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

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What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

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what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

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Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman.

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When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

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Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

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why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

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I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

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What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

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How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

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Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

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What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

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A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, "I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first?" "Give us the bad news first", the parents reply. "Your baby has red hair", says the doctor. "Well whats the good news", ask the parents. "It’s dead", says the doctor.

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

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So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

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What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

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what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Anti Joke

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