why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

Left. That one direction...

The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

whats funny? ebola and 911

Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

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roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

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