whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

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Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

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A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

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Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

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ballsack

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

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How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

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why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

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Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

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Roses are pink. Violets are pink. The brony just took a dump. Don't give me that shit!

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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-What's a real anti joke? -This.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

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What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

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My name is never spelt right so its all good

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Two strangers are sitting at a bar having a drink. One is a young, fat, red-headed guy named Fred. The other is an elderly grey-haired man. After a while, Fred turns to the old man and awkwardly asks: "Excuse me sir would ya' mind givin me some advice? There's this girl who has sat next to me on the bus every morning for the past three months. She's the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. She always smiles and winks at me. I wannna ask her on a date but every time I go to do it I freeze. I just don't know what to say. I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm falling for this girl and I don't know what in the world to do. Any tips?" The old man continues to sit quietly, slowly sipping his drink. After a while the old man looks at Fred. "Hmmm" says the old man, as he thinks over Fred's question. "What is your name son?" He asks Fred. "It's Fred sir," replies Fred. "Hmmm," the old man says again as he continues to think over Fred's question. The old man then stands up, takes out a gun, and shoots Fred in the face. Fred never saw it coming.

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LOOP IN ARE FOR TOYUIL!!!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!! MOY SAY UHJIN LAK WAQUI SAMPA!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL IT IS SO FUNNY TO JOKE ABOUT!

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Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

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What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? One is easier to unload with a pitchfork.

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Q: What's the longest word in the dictionary? A: According to the Oxford English Dictionary (second edition), it is "Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism."

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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lick my ballsack.... ok

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Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

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Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

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