Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

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Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

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Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

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Will you marry me?

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How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

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A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

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You might be a redneck if you are a an uneducated white farm laborer from the south.

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Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

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YOU IS DUM

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Knock knock Who's there? Forever alone Forever alone who? You.

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How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

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A: Knock knock. B: <>

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man: so where did you two meet? man tied to flower: in the produce section.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from sky-scraper Q:he dies

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Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a beagle? An abomination.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well no one really knows for sure

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who is s***ing in my garden?

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What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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