- Anti Joke

What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

Its simple, if people do not have the willpower to follow their own desires, their own wishes, they do not deserve to. I have no desire to resurrect what is doomed to fail again and again, that is idealism, of course we would all have liked our own little society where people are encouraged to accept who they are and respect their own kin, regardless of race, culture and so on. But we did our best, we gave our teen years, and what did we end up with? If you think I have given up, you are right, I will help you do your thing however, but I will not stand beside you when the tide turns, had I joined you, we would all have been killed or imprisoned at best, all while "The Wizard" would have gone free maybe even with money and a medal.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

whats pale and white your ass.

Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.