A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

Knock Knock It's Open!

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

stuff and dogs {()}

Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

Will gropes Ebola victims

What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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