roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

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Why did Susie fall off a swing? She had an inner ear infection.

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Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

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WTF BOOOOOM

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What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

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Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

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-Whats the worst part about being a black jew? -You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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I'm taken

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your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

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Why Couldn't the pirates see the movie? Because the mall strictly enforced local curfew laws ; and one of the pirates was unable to provide a valid form of identification.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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How do you get a blonde to drown herself? Isolate her in an aqueous environment

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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If you want to paint a wall red, what is the fastest way to paint it with a crying baby? The baby will get very annoying and delay your wall from being painted so you put it in its crib in another room until you are done.

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What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

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Whay was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had an extra penis

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Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

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Friend: I hope you burn in hell -.- Me: I hope you step on a leggo in the dark Friend: *gasp* take that back

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? You would too if your name was Hjshdvcyehbretafvvba.

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boobs

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What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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