A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

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Why did the little girl selling lemon aid die? Someone drove by and threw a fridge at her

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What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

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What's the difference between a women's running team and a band of pygmies? Quite a lot.

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what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

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i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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only downer about having sex in the dark is........................ when u look out window and guy u thought u were sleeping with waving and laugh

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memes

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What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

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How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

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DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

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Banana(s)

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Trashcan!

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? A: A man with no arms or legs in a pool.

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Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

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