What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

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What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

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what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

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why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

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An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

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Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

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YOLO

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

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Why was he arrested? He broke the law.

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Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

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A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

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cory is gay

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How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

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A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

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poop

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http://www.ladsta.com

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Where did Lucy go after being hit by a train? Well, the results of this question are somewhat difficult to pinpoint, but here is a generalized ratio model. 47% of Lucy went underneath the trains wheels and was left behind, crushed into the railway sleepers. 33% was thrown aside and discarded around the SIDES of the track. 19% was carried on the front of the train, into the next station where it fell off as soon as the train stopped. 1% was found in Mount Everest.

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Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

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Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

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What do you say to Michael and Justin? The Game

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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