- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

Imagine: You are trapped in a prizon cell with no doors, no windows, no furniture and completely sealed in with nothing. What do you do? Stop imagining!

Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

An Asian man man couldn't find his family, he is deeply concerned and contacts the missing persons unit.

What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

What is worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? One baby stapled to 50 trees. What is worse than one baby stapled to 50 trees? One tree stapled to 50 babies.

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

What happens when Batman Robin and Wonder woman go on a date? Somebody isn't getting laid.

Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

a drug dealer was caught and sent to jail. he asks the cop if he could give the cop the drugs for bail. the cop does not except the offer because it is against the law.

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