Ham sandwich

What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

Why did the guy kill his friends? He didn't, he doesn't have any friends

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Stephen Hawking can walk

A Japanese man walks into a bar, it collapses and then is demolished by a tsunami.

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What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

What did one muffin say to the other? I don't know, but you need a psychiatrist.

why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

Roses are red hulk is green, I'd smash that ass, If you know what I mean !

Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

The man who ran behind the bus got exhausted. The man who ran in front of the bus got tired. The first one survived.

"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

What did the man get when he found a genie in a lamp? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.

why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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