how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

What's up? The sky.

Hello

The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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