How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people up*. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

knock knock go away ok

What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

Patrick is gay

What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

roses is red violet is blue i will smack you

A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

Christopher Walken to a bar.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman.

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