You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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What is worse than hell?

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

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What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

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A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

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a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

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When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

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What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

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- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

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What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

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There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

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john liked the paper........ so he took it

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What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

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Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

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hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

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How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

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What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

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whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

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What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

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Knock! Knock! Whose there? Chris Chris who? (There was never a response. Leaving the man to wonder who Chris was... Was it his high school buddy Chris? His former colleague? That guy who filled his propane tank down at the gas station? Was that guy's name even Chris-or was it Craig? Craig, it was definitely Craig.)

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Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

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Anti Joke

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