What did santa claus say when he saw a girl standing on the corner? Ho Ho Ho... ;)

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

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why did Max cry??? chicken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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