Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

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A fat boy walked into a party

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Q: What's the best way to get a woman to stalk talking? A: Ask them nicely.

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why did the 1st koala fall out of the tree ? it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree ? it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree ? it was inside the fridge

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What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

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How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

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Your mom

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Knock Knock No one answers....

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

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Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

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Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

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What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

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Why did the man not make any change at his job? Because he is Barack Obama.

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what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

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what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

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How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

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your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

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A seal walks into a club.

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What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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Its simple, if people do not have the willpower to follow their own desires, their own wishes, they do not deserve to. I have no desire to resurrect what is doomed to fail again and again, that is idealism, of course we would all have liked our own little society where people are encouraged to accept who they are and respect their own kin, regardless of race, culture and so on. But we did our best, we gave our teen years, and what did we end up with? If you think I have given up, you are right, I will help you do your thing however, but I will not stand beside you when the tide turns, had I joined you, we would all have been killed or imprisoned at best, all while "The Wizard" would have gone free maybe even with money and a medal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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