How did the blond die? Substance abuse

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1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

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A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

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Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

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Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

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How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

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How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

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What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

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Your mother

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What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

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Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

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Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

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What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

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Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

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A black man and a mexican jump from a tree. Who hits the ground first? The mexican. The black man had a rope tied around his neck.

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How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

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Anne Frank.

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How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

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What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

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roses are cows violets are oranges im mental are you too

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can't wait until the baby boomers die

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What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

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