Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

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jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

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What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

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I can't think of a joke!

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What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

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what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

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how do you kill a jew? inject him/her with gratuitous amounts of cyanide until they cease to have brain function and a pulse.

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I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

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What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

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if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

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Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

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When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

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What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

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Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

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Knock, knock. Come in!

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Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

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