- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

My butt!!!!

How do you realize your life is over? You don't, but the coroner does.

HARRY EFFING STYLES

You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To kill a hooker and get his money back.

roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

toast points

Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

in the begining... god made some stuff

A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

nice shorts.

There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

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