What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

A man walks into a bar. He says ow

What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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