- Anti Joke

Why is the world round? The early earth was molten, and a liquid in a vacuum subject only to its own gravitational forces will assume the shape of a sphere. Gases will behave in the same manner. The effects of the sun and other planets, plus the rotational effect have caused the earth to assume a round shape.

how do you get a emo kid out of a tree? cut him down get it: because he was depressed and so poor that he couldn't afford a hair cut or new clothes. he also had single mother whose boyfriend sexually abused him so he was confused about his sexuality. Then people just called him "emo" and said he was acting out so they ignored him and he never gave him help when he asked for it because they said he just wanted attention so he killed himself

why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

why was the little girl crying? because she was molested

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the car.

Why did the man buy a large butcher knife and a shot gun at 3am while his family was asleep at home? because he suffered from insomnia and figured running some errands would give him something to do. his wife had also been telling him that their current knife was getting old and rather dull and since one of his favorite hobbies was duck hunting he decided it wouldn't hurt to buy a new gun considering it was on sale for a reasonable price

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

a man walked out of church and said F***!

What do you call a black man forcing two young girls into his car with a gun? A Police Officer.

whats long and black? a baton