How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

Nah

One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

democracy

What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

Knock knock *runs away laughing*

RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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