Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

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2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

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What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

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Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

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How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

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What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

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What's 5+7? Piccillo

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What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

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Knock knock Who's there? Hurry up, let me in! Hurry up, let me in, who? *gunshot*

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Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

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How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

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My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

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My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

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How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

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yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

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So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

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Whats worst than a worm in you apple? 2 worms in your apple. Whats worst than two worms in your apple? An apple in your Worm. Whats worst than that? I don't know plenty of international tragedies such as plane crashes, and please don't say the holocaust. I was going to say 2 apples in your worm.

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I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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