- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Mark Mark who? Mark Jennings. Oh hey, Mark, come in.

What's fat and ginger? My dog.

Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

Yo mama's so fat. PERIOD.

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