Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, the Krusty Krab is a fictional place, and therefore does not exist.

My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

What do you call a Muslim taking control of an airplane? A pilot. -Tag

2 black guys are riding in a car, whos driving? The cops.

Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

Is this a chair?

Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

guess what? chicken butt.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

Adam gives a new view of roid rage

-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

Why did the baby die? I killed it.

If a plane crashes on the border of America and Canada, where do you bury the survivors? Somewhere discreet where no one will find them

What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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