- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

whats really hot the sun

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

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