- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

Person 1: What did the woman say when - Person 2: I know! It doesnt matter, shes a woman

A seal walks into a club.

Take my wife- to the store.

Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Lamborghini I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

im a selling a car

Yes. Just Yes.

why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

Potato

What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

"One fish, two fish, red fish, the holocost." -Dr. Seuss

Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

What is worse than hell?

"Knock Knock!" "Who's Their?" "Mew" "Mew Who?" "Mew Two Stupid! Get yo Pokemon FACTS Right!" "Mew Two Proceeds to walk away in distress"

Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

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