how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

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Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

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test

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If she's old enough for jail, than shes old enough to rail.

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A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

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Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

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Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

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What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

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wanna hear a joke: women's rights

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Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

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If I had a dollar for every funny joke on this site... I would have quite a few dollars. I would't be rich, but I'd have enough money to pay for me and three friends to go see a movie. So I'm talking like $40-$55, give or take. However, do keep in mind that that cost does not include the purchase of any popcorn/food/beverages.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday. Nothing. Get it: He lived a life along with a giant family and on christmas eve 2012 he broke his kneecap and was in the E.R. He got out of the hospital on christmas only to come home to find a burning house; his house. Every member in his family died except for him as they were all in the house when it caught on fire. The house completely burnt and crumbled, and that is why he is homeless.

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Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

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What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

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How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

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why did the monkey fall out the tree? he lost his grip

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Chuck Norris

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Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

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Zach Murfitt has a huge penis! Lol jk he has an inchy stryder

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My name is never spelt right so its all good

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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