- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

Your mother is so ugly, because she was badly beaten.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

How many apples fit in a garbage bag? I actually don't know. I was asking you.

A wealthy businessman gets into an elevator with a poor, ragged janitor. They take the elevator up 19 floors. As the businessman leaves the elevator, he turns to the janitor and says, "Good day to you, sir."

how do you know your at a gay picnic. the hotdogs smell like shit.

Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

whats worse then the worst thing that happened in your life? nothing.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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Wanna hear a joke womens rights

What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

XD I must like, really be into you, God I cannot breathe XD, that is like the most disgusting thing I have heard in my life, but coming from you that just comes out so quaint! XD

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

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