I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Ask me if i'm a tree... "Are you a tree?".... No

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Where do black jews go? The back of the oven

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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knock, knock! who`s there? it`s me ! who me? yes!

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Q. Why did the rooster switch on the TV? A. Just for some hentertainment!

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( o Y o )

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whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

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Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

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A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? They threw a fridge at her.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

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And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? *Awkward*

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

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Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

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dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

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whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

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You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

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What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

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Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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