Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

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what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

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How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

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"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

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What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

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Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

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A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

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Yo mama's so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever it's very inspirational, good for her.

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What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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What would you rather do or drag a board?

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a black father

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What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

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What's worse than death? Not a lot!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

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What happens when you drop the soap in Prison? You pick it back up and go about your business.

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What do you call a gay lion tamer. It depends on their name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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