whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

Yo momma so fat, people snicker as they walk past her, quietly laughing at a women obviously struggling with obesity. They then proceed to stop laughing, as they realize that their mother died from diabetes. They then proceed to move on with their day.

Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

The penn state football administration

Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

"Up to 50% off."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

What did timothy say after he went to go golf? - I just went golfing

How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

Oh, I must be hearing things.

What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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