- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

Women's rights.

If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

Chicken

Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

maddie latino

Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

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