- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey; Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her But was offered the window seat, Because this was Little Miss Muffet's stop

Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

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How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

Whats9+10 19

What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

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