what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

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How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is your birthday So happy birthday

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

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Why did the little boy drop his Ice cream? He had no arms(:

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Q: Why do Japanese people have eyes that look like they're stretched to the side of their head? A: When they are born, they come out head first, and their eyes are stretched to the side of their head and are stuck in that position due to the sticky, glue like substance found inside a woman's stomach.

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Q: Why couldn't the hippopotamus get his driver's license? A: He didn't turn 16 yet.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

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Roses are red violets are blue i got two fingers just for you/by kw

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Why did the Flyers lose to the Blackhawks in the Stanley Cup? Because they aren't as good as the Blackhawks.

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What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

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Why do I hate Jews? - Because they use to much space in the oven.

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wanna hear a joke yo mamma just died

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What's the difference between a cow and a purple sweater? They're both purple Besides the cow

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fabien

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What do you call someone that hates gay people? An asshole.

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what is brown and sticky? a stick

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"hey" said an elephant to another elephant... "why can I talk?" the other elephan did not reply because it is normal and cannot speak or understand the first elephant. And a man near by thinks he's dreaming so he strips down and runs around naked to be tazed on his left testicle an the. Falls into the crocodile enclosure. But they pay no attention because they are docile after being in the zoo so long. But he did land on his balls and is crying.

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Why did the red head smoke a lot of meth? He had extreme psychological disorders due to years of abuse from peers and even family. He also had severe ADHD and had an extremely addictive personality type which made him succeptable to drug abuse. After years of therapy and failed family interventions, he dies from a meth OD.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you.

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HARRY EFFING STYLES

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you know what hurts.... PAIN

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