Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

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what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

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What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

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I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

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whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

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Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

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Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

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I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

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What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

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A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

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What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

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what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

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I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

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a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

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Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

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A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

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Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

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what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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