If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

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What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

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What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

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Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

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Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

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What did the man say when he was hit with a flying watermelon? Ouch.

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was on his way to a friends house, after being kicked out yet again because his parents are homophobes and can't come to terms with his sexual preferences. When he got there, his friend was already asleep and he had to sleep in the gutter. He then got a cold and died because his immune system had been weakened by aids. His parents still didn't accept him, and didn't go to his funeral.

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I saw a chameleon. Then it died

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Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

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What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

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whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

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Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

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Chuck Norris died.

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Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

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girl: Daddie, what's at the end of a rainbow? Dad: No sweetie, a rainbow is acually just an illusion constructed by the refraction of light white as it passes through a water particle in the stratophere. Acting as a prisom the particle will seperate the different components of light, ordering them by the rank of the light energy and the intencity of it's frequency and wavelength.

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Penis!

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How did the boy fly? he had wings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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