A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

An iguana walks out of a bar

what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

whos gay? you are

Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

This is my joke. funny

What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

Ben Colbert is gay

Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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