What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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roses are red, violets are violet

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

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cot!

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Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

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Looks through the peephole.

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women playing football?

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Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

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What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

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How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

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Why did he die? He was sick.

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One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

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Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

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A mushroom walks into a crowded bar, the bartender says "we don't serve your kind here." Protestingly, the mushroom replies, "why not? I am a spore reproducing eukaryote!" Everyone stares as an awkward silence ensues.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was being deporting because he over stayed his visa and is now an illegal immigrant

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A man yells at the top of the Grand Canyon, "Heyoooooo" He hears His voice echo multiple times. He yells again, "Heyoooooo" This time he hears his echo and a girl yell "heyo" back to him from within the canyon. He looks down. He falls. A mountain goat breaks his fall. The man is so thankful for the goat. He says, " Thank you goat! You saved my life!" The goat then pulls out a gun, and shoots him thrice. The man dies.

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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses? Because they often have to interact with violent and distrustful criminals.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

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whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

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Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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