- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

Vagina-Boob

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

My Girlfriend

how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

What is worse

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

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