- Anti Joke

What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

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How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

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So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

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How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

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I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

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Knock knock No one was home

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

S.O.P.A

What's worse than a dead man? 2 dead men

What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

Knock knock No one was home

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why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

S.O.P.A

What's worse than a dead man? 2 dead men

What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

Knock knock *No one was home*

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Knock knock No one was home