- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

i hate you.

How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

A boy watches as a firefighter saves a little girl from a fire and looks at his mom saying "I want to be a firefighter when i grow up mommy" The mom looks down and replies "Silly kid you're not gunna grow up you have leukemia."

A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

How did the fat man die? Clogged arteries leading to a heart attack.

What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

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