- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

how do you kill jesus? with a knife

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

what did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing because they were both baked at 500 degrees and died

Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

Women"s Rights

Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

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