Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

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How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

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Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

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What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

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Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

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Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

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why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

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if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

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Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Jeff" "Jeff who?" "Jeff Johnson" "From the office?" "No I work at the dehli" "The one on 6th avenue?" "No, the one on Park." "What do you want?" "Could you open the door?" "No, I don't know you" "Isn't this Mr. Walter's house?" "No, my name is Roger Stevens" "I'm sorry I must be at the wrong house" "What address are you looking for?" "15322 N Gary street" "This is 15323 N Gary" "Oh I'm sorry" "Try knocking across the street" "Thank you"

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

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How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

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A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

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Penis jokes.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

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Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

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What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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