- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

You have a birthday party and invite 5 celebrities: Britney spears, Lady Gaga, Hulk Hogan, Barack Obama, and Oprah. Meanwhile, there is a cow in a nearby pasture pooping.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

You know George Washington? He died.

What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

What would people call Michael Jackson if he became president? Probably President Jackson

guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

French people

Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

The WNBA.

There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

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