- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

cory is gay

I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

A seal walks into a club.

What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

Osama Bin Laden dies.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

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